Teacher: You failed the test! Student: You failed to educate!
That once in a lifetime moment when Mom agrees to...
I always put stuff in a safe place so i won't lose...
itotallyrelate: but then i always forget where my safe place is …….
When you walk into a spider web you automatically...
When you're talking to a friend and they says:
itotallyrelate: - No, I can’t tell you, you’ll laugh. - I won’t laugh, I promise. So he tells and you’re like: icanrelate.info
My parents assume every single person I talk to is... →
When I'm watching my favorite show and I have to...
I’m like, But the moment it cuts to commercial, “Go away bitches it’s bout to explode”